One of the better stories about Tiger's infidelity comes today by way of Vanity Fair. They are running a story called "The Temptation of Tiger Woods" where a bunch of his friends/whores come out and call him a pervert. Alongside stories of playing 30 grand a hand with Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley in Vegas, being cheap with his mistresses and his late father also being a womanizer, is a story of Mindy Lawton who said The National Enquirer caught her having period sex with Tiger Woods and kept her bloody tampon as proof. Just when you thought he hit rock bottom four of Tiger Woods' mistresses, including Loredana Jolie (pictured above), appear in the May issue of Vanity Fair who obviously knew the right amount of money to make them sing like penis-loving canaries. Jolie says Tiger Woods made her rip out her tampon for sex and I bet he didn't use a rubber. Here... Read this while I go vomit.
On Mindy Lawton's tampon ratting him out:
Mindy Lawton says she met Woods for one rendezvous at 5:30 in the morning, before he had to leave for a golf tournament. Although she was menstruating, he insisted on having sex with her, but when the key card to access his office didn't work, he drove to a nearby parking lot, where they had sex in his car. After they left, Lawton claims, reporters from The National Enquirer, who had been following her, picked up the tampon she had dropped in the parking lot, and later threatened to use it as part of a story exposing Woods's infidelity.
When the tabloid contacted one of Lawton’s relatives, Lawton texted Tiger in a panic, and he put her in touch with Mark Steinberg. “That’s when their brush-under-the-rug, the cover-up, happened,” Lawton says, referring to a deal that the Enquirer allegedly made with Tiger’s handlers to hold the adultery story in exchange for Woods’s giving an exclusive interview to its sister publication Men’s Fitness. (A spokesperson for The National Enquirer denies that the paper held the Lawton story in exchange for an exclusive on Tiger.)
On Tiger's gambling buddies:
"When Tiger showed up in Vegas, he was always with Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley," according to Las Vegas Review-Journal columnist Norm Clarke. Years earlier, however, John Merchant had warned Woods to avoid Jordan and Barkley, saying of Jordan, "Stay away from that son of a bitch, because he doesn't have anything to offer to the fucking world in which he lives except playing basketball." Merchant adds, "Are they his black role models? You've got to be kidding me."
On knowing how to treat a lady:
Mindy Lawton says the only thing he ever bought for her was a chicken wrap from Subway (he was stopping there on his way to meet her).
First of all, who throws a bloody tampon in a parking lot? Trash cans were made for a reason. Second, Tiger must be horny all the time. I will be surprised if he doesn't have sex with random women while playing golf at the Masters. If it wasn't for the looming threat of a golf club to the face, he would probably hump every woman within five seconds of meeting them. Whenever it seems that nothing else related to Tiger Woods and his scandalous affairs can shock, something always seems to come out of the woodwork and do just that. Click on pictures to enlarge.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods (born December 30, 1975 in Cypress, California, U.S.A.) is an American professional golfer among the most successful of all time. Currently the World No. 1, he was the highest-paid professional athlete in 2008, having earned an estimated $110 million from winnings and endorsements. www.GutterUncensoredPlus.com